Wednesday, July 05, 2006
The Viagra Papers...Part 1
Late Breaking News!!!A pattayajoe exclusvie...
Although seemingly insignificant, Rush "Lard-Arse"
Limbaugh's Viagra bust will have an impact on those
"hard" working farangs and expats after all.
In a pattayajoe exclusive, we've intercepted some
high-level conversations from those in power.
Sir, we've got major issues. Although we've caught
that fat fuck with Viagra and no one really cares,
after looking further into the issue we've got some
absolutely staggering information.
Yes JB, please, go on...
Well, apparently, there's a segment of expatriots in
Thailand who have actually got their hands on the blue pill
are are using it for totally selfish indulgent reasons.
They're taking Viagra and Cialis in high quantities,
banging hot chicks and actually enjoying life.
Oh no...
Yes Sir, and it gets worse. They've taken all the
money they've made here in the states and leveraged
the strength of the dollar, and are living like kings.
Good God...do you mean to tell me they've thumbed their
nose at the proverbial treadmill we've sent them up
on and they found a way to remove themselves from our
slave society?
Sir, I'm afraid so sir...
Oh my...
And sir, I've left out one thing. Some of them are actually
writing about their experiences on the internet in blogs so
the common beasts can read it for themselves. I'm afraid
we've got to act fast.
Coming Soon...Part 2
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