Pattaya and Bangkok Expat Nightlife and Views

If you've seen the movie Pulp fiction you
may remember a classic seen where
Maynard and Zed took Butch and Marsellus
Wallace down in the basement, had them
don gag balls in the mouth and took
Wallace into the back room.

Nothing good ever happens in the back
room of the basement, lets face it.

Sure enough Zed starts throwing a pounding
on Marsellus Wallace that the hillbilly in
Deliverance would have been proud of. Butch
tied up at this point, gets loose.

Instead of booking it, he grabs a sword and goes
to save Marsellus Wallace, who actually wanted
to kill him.

Wallace is saved but still had to put up with the
the rapist Zed working him from behind for quite
a long time...10 seconds would be an eternity.

After saving him, Butch (Bruce Willis) says to
Wallace (Ving Rhames):
"You ok".

To which Wallace replies:
"Nah man, I'm pretty fuckin' far from OK. "

This is not unlike the feeling that most men deal
with after getting divorced. I know guys who are
left to live on less than 30% of their paycheck,
lost the house, kids, self-respect...what a world.

Many of them have to deal with the fact that the
ex is banging some charmer in their house, their
bed...

It's no wonder many men go in search of a simpler
way of life. Follow the rules your whole life, and still
come out feeling like Marsellus Wallace.

If you don't have a plan B, that's a bummer!

One of my favorite authors is Jerry Hopkins.
I've read nearly all his books and two favorites
are Bangkok Babylon and Thailand Confidential.
If you haven't read either, you should check
him out.

Hopkins has penned a number of excellent
books. Earlier in his career he was an editor
for Rolling Stone and wrote biographies on
Elvis and Jim Morrison.

Later Hopkins moved to Thailand and wrote
several books on Thai culture, from exotic
foods to expat commentaries. I find his books
on Thai culture brutally honest and hilarious.

Jerry has lived in Thailand for years and offers
a great perspective on a number of issues.
Jerry married a bar girl, so you know this is
a guy who walks the walk.

You can see all of Jerry Hopkins books at his
website:
www.JerryHopkins.com

Another Internet Dating
Exclusive From Pattayajoe

Here's an alternative situation, hypothetical of course.

You've just gone through a shitty 20 year marriage,
now divorced it crossed your mind that you'd like to
get laid.

You're entitled to some female companionship, you've
put kids through college, given up the house you paid
for and even send out money routinely. How you wound
up the suckbag you'll never know, you seem to be paying
for everything for everyone.

Reality is, you're really not that bad of a guy.

Before you know it, you've found yourself in the BBW chat
room...you think you've found a sure thing!

Hell, wouldn't find me there...

BBW meaning 'Big Beautiful Woman, although the beautiful
is purely subjective. You think they should change the
name to BW, Big Woman. But hey, big girls need love to,
or so the saying goes. The fact is, you're hornier than
a bucket full of bullhead, so a younger woman with big
hooters sounds like a good idea.

So you do the instant messenger thing and start courting
some bigger chicks. You're in your 40's and start chatting
with some early to mid twenties BBW's.

You figure your chances are good. Most the guys this age
are green as crab apples and are chasing playmates, you
figure the BBW road warriors will jump at the chance
to hit the sack with a stud like yourself.

The reality sets in..."oh no, I'm a chubby chaser".

Then you ask yourself, is this what's it has come to?
There must be a better way. There must be a place where
a nice financially successful guy can get back in the
game.

You start searching on the internet and find some sites
of some older guys who are actually happy in the dating
scene, they seem to actually be enjoying life, until the
machine catches up with them...read the Viagra Papers
Part 1 here!

Welcome to South Asia!

Was doing some blog reading today and ran
across a blog that spoke of "those dodgy
farang types".

Basically the author was pointing out that
for the most part we're all a bunch of heavy
issued suckbags. The author was some
english guy, or she pretended to be.

First off, he might have a point...but do we
really need some pussy telling us? I mean,
who else does he think is going to read this
blog outside of us dodgy farang types?

I suppose he thinks he'll get pc points from
the oprah book of the month club group. Those
pc types don't really care about Pattaya bro...it
doesn't make their ratings go up, matter of fact
it makes them go down.

You may have farts that smell like roses,
but there are those of us who are a little rougher
around the edges. We use to be referred to as men,
but now because of guys like you we're dodgy, pigs,
vermin.

Pattaya is the party capital of the world. Consider
yourself lucky to have been there. Next time you
get a chance to go, take off your skirt and walk into
any bar. You might like what you see and you might
get some interesting conversation from some of us
dodgy farang types.

There are those of us who are:
1. Writers
2. Former lawyers
3. Businessmen
4. Construction workers
5. Suckbags
6. All around good guys
7. Shitheads

Matter of fact, it's not a lot different from walking into
any bar in your own hometown...except of course there's
a lot of exotic women who don't piss and moan as much
are you're used to.

Surfing around the other day I found this
great little video on Pattaya nightlife...I'm
getting a yearning for the ocean!!!

Enjoy!

Pattaya Video Click Here